Mother: Eric Cartman, where have you been young man?
Cartman: just out doing stuff mum are my friends downstairs in the secret base?
Mother: yes they are but you are supposed to be grounded, now you are more grounded.
Cartman: (to himself) I'm going to have to use the Lebron James technique to get passed her...
Mother: Eric are you listening to me?
Cartman: mom... What should I do?
Mother: what?
Cartman: what should I do? Should I admit I made mistakes? Should I admit I've done this before? Should I write I song about how I should have stayed in my room? What should I do?
Mother: what do you mean?
Cartman: should I say I'm not a role model? Should I not listen to my conscience? It's my conscience mom, what should I do? Go back to my room and pretend nothing happened? Not jump out of window? What should I do mom? TELL ME?
Mother: I just... I... I'm gonna go make you guys some lemonade.
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